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How dumb they can be ;)

Happened to get to this conversation while browsing through the TV channels…

Channel – DD Podhigai

The programme was a usual humdrum to promote a recent flick ‘Raman thediya seethai‘. There was the Director (not sure of the name?) and one of the heroines of the movie with a in house TV host answering all sorts of questions of the viewers in the phone…

Caller1: Hello…
Host: Hello… chollunga sir… padam paatheengala?!
Caller1: Paathaen.. romba soopara irunthichu…
Director: Familyoda paathingala… thaniya paathingala…
Caller1: thaniya thaan paathaen… aana familiyae kootitu inoru thadava paapaen..
Director: kandippa… Sir Kandippa… familiyoda poyi paarunga… ithu oru nalla padam !!

During the conversation,they get to the next caller…

Caller 2: Hello.. podhigai ya..
Host: Hello.. chollunga unga paer ennanga?
Caller 2: Mayajaalam !
Host: ennanga Hellow… Mayajaal huh? (puts  a weird look…)
Caller 2: Mayajaalam.
Host: Oh… oH maayajalam ah…
Host : Padam paatheengala…
Caller 2 : Pathaen.. pididchirunthathu..
Host: thaniya paatheengala, familiyodava?
Caller 2: thaniya thaan…
Host: Yean sir… familiyoda paarunga..
Caller 2: enakku innum Kalyanam aagalaye!
Host: (putting a dumb laugh, retorts..) aiyyo sorry sir… sorry
Director: yean sir kalyanam aana thaan familiya? appa ammavoda paarunga…

I was so pissed off with the whole programme and the way they welcome each caller and the brainless idiots initiate a conversation; I immediately changed the channel, coz that’s what I have the only control of.

Nevertheless, the host was looking pretty, the only reason I was hooked up to see that in podhigai 🙂 not the movie or its makers… but alas, I was reminded once again that beauty and brain seldom co-exists 🙂

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Thanga mudiyale

5.05 pm; Listening to the ‘Oru Naalil’ from the album Pudupettai…

Classic example of how a bad singer can screw up an otherwise beautiful song with some mind blowing lyric. Nothing but a bad imitation of ARR and the output is “Thamizh Kolai”…

Hey Yuvan… dont ever try this again, limit yourself to composing and there are some brilliant guys out there to render it with grace… you will be happy and thus we…

—————-
Now playing: artist – 05 IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS OORU NAALIL
via FoxyTunes    —————-

Cho on a high!

Cho Ramaswamy, the Chief Editor of Thuglak Magazine (Tamil) and a renowned Actor and Social critic takes on Mrs. Prathiba Patel, the presidential candidate at a function organized by the Indian Liberal Group, Chennai, on 13/07/2007.

Check it out here !

** Mozilla Firefox works better…

Hi there!

Now I’m a proud father of a cute baby boy 😉
Born on 5th July, 2007 @ 1.18 am.

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We are on a run to choose a nice name for him… hey don’t underestimate it, it is a goddamn task by itself.  But there is time till this month end… and will have to be satisfied with one by then …

for now… Let me hope that he doesn’t complain about his name later 😉

bye4now 😉

Modesty!

In the beginning there was the Computer.
And God said,

C:\>LET THERE BE LIGHT
Enter user-id
C:\>GOD
Enter password
C:\>OMNISCIENT
Password incorrect. Try again
C:\>OMNIPOTENT
Password incorrect. Try again
C:\>TECHNOCRAT
And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 1.

C:\>LET THERE BE LIGHT
Unrecognisable command. Try again
C:\>CREATE LIGHT
Done
C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
And God created Day and Night. And God saw that there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 00:01:00, day 1.

And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 2.
C:\>LET THERE BE FIRMAMENT IN THE MIDST OF WATER AND LIGHT
Unrecognisable command. Try again..
C:\>CREATE FIRMAMENT
Done.
C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 2.

And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 3.
C:\>LET THE WATERS UNDER HEAVEN BE GATHERED TOGETHER UNTO ONE PLACE AND LET THE DRY LAND APPEAR
Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
C:\>CREATE DRY_LAND
Done
C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
C:\>LET THE EARTH PRODUCE FRESH GROWTH, LET THERE BE ON THE EARTH PLANTS
Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
C:\>CREATE PLANTS
C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
So it was; the Earth yielded fresh growth, plants bearing seed. And God saw that there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 3.

And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 4.
C:\>CREATE LIGHTS IN THE FIRMAMENT TO DIVIDE THE DAY FROM THE NIGHT
Unspecified type. Try again.
C:\>CREATE SUN_MOON_STARS
Done
C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
These lights governed day and night and separated light from darkness. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 4.

And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 5.
C:\>CREATE FISH
Done
C:\>CREATE FOWL
Done
C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw that there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 5.

And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 6.
C:\>CREATE CATTLE
Done
C:\>CREATE CREEPY_THINGS
Done
C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
C:\>NOW LET US MAKE MAN IN OUR IMAGE
Unspecified type. Try again.
C:\>CREATE MAN
Done
C:\>BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY AND REPLENISH THE EARTH AND SUBDUE IT AND HAVE DOMINION OVER THE FISH OF THE SEA AND OVER THE FOWL OF THE AIR AND OVER EVERY LIVING THING THAT CREEPETH UPON THE EARTH
Too many command operands. Try again.
C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION
Execution terminated. 6 errors.
C:\>INSERT BREATH
Done
C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION
Execution terminated. 5 errors.
C:\>MOVE MAN TO GARDEN OF EDEN
File Garden of Eden does not exist.
C:\>CREATE GARDEN.EDN
Done
C:\>MOVE MAN TO GARDEN.EDN
Done
C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION
Execution terminated. 4 errors.
C:\>COPY WOMAN FROM MAN
Done
C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION
Execution terminated. 3 errors.
C:\>CREATE DESIRE
Done
C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION
Execution terminated. 2 errors.
C:\>CREATE FREEWILL
Done
C:\>RUN FREEWILL
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit set. 1 errors.
C:\>UNDO DESIRE
Desire cannot be undone. File may be in use by Freewill.
C:\>DELETE FREEWILL
Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
C:\>HELP
Desire cannot be undone. File may be in use by Freewill.
Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.
Try again, cancel or quit program.
TRY AGAIN
Try again, cancel or quit program.
CANCEL
Try again, cancel or quit program.
QUIT
Try again, cancel or quit program.
C:\>CREATE TREE_OF_KNOWLEDGE
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit set. 1 errors.
C:\>CREATE GOOD, EVIL
Done
C:\>ACTIVATE EVIL
And God saw he had created shame.
Warning system error. Missing or corrupt file: Man and Woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.
C:\>SCAN GARDEN.EDN FOR MAN, WOMAN
Search failed.
C:\>DELETE SHAME
Shame cannot be deleted. File may be in use by Freewill.
C:\>DELETE FREEWILL
Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
C:\>STOP
Unrecognizable command. Try again
C:\>BREAK
C:\>BREAK
C:\>BREAK
ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR MAINTENANCE IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
C:\>CREATE NEW WORLD
You have exceeded your allocated file space.
You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.

C:\>DESTROY EARTH
Destroy earth: Please confirm
COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN.
SERVICES WILL RESUME day 8 AT 00:00:00″
YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
And God logged off at 23:59:59, day 6.

And God rested.

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